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Council Bans Medicinal Cannabis - Institutes Local Death Penalty .

Xenophobic City , Michigan

 

November 14 , 2010 Unionized Press by reporters Nick at Night and Myrtle Farcus

 

Xenophobic City , Michigan banned Medicinal Cannabis use at their meeting last night and instituted a local death penalty . Persons caught using medicinal cannabis will be immediately jailed without normal medical care and if convicted will be given their choice of death by alcohol or pills . Said Ms Goodie Two Shoes of the Council . "These medical Cannabis People are ridiculous . Why can't they take pills that don't make you feel good like everyone else ?What makes them special ? Then there is the severe negative side effects ...there aren't any so practically anyone sick would want to join the Cannabis program and feel better . My God we can't have that , who will buy all those other pills . What will happen to our City with sick people more comfortable , moving about , working ....maybe even at times happy . I hate happy people . "

 

Brian Burnbottom, a patient , retired Astro Physicist , and Air Force Veteran replied . " Well that's just ridiculous with my Graves Disease , bad knee's , and incurable foot infection ( picked up in a Shower while trucking after the war ) I rarely am comfortable or happy . I get by with a little toke once in a while and by volunteering down at the orphanage . They can shove their law and if they think I am afraid of death by alcohol or pills they don't know Brian Burnbottom and where he's been . " Several others in the gallery cheered his words .

 

City Attn. Biff Chester Tannen advised the Council not to vote the ban and death penalty in . " I can see allot of expense , heart ache , and hard work to keep this amendment to the Charter up to date and in force stated Attn. Tannen . I don't have the staff to prosecute violent or thieving criminals now . What are we going to do if a minor chooses death by alcohol ? Well maybe its better then facing the realities of zoning a plant and those that benefit from it out of existence . I hope the Michigan Municipal League can guide us and offer our City funding for any lawsuits .

 

Some City Residents didn't think the Amendment to the Charter went far enough . Said Lester Hayseed 85 . " If you ask me they aught to apply that death penalty to them kids up at the High School who listen to that rap music ...that's where it all comes from ya know . It's a slippery slope that music’s a gateway to drugs , rape and murder ! Rap sheets is what they all should have . If you hear that darn music you can be sure their smoking that dope . Why can't people be happy with the Andrews Sisters , beer, Liquor , and cigarettes like in the good Ole days ? Got us through raising families and the big one WW2 ."

 

City Accountant Mary McChing questioned how the Council expected the City to Pay for the new rules ." Sick people don't have any money for fines , I don't see them included in the amendment either . and all forfeiture usually goes to the DEA or Local Sheriff . I have to keep two sets of books now ......after tonight I don't know what I am going to do . "

 

City Police Chief Bill Prickler reiterated Accountant McChings remarks ." If their aren't fines, forfeiture or at least kickbacks from rehabilitation services attached to this amendment I don't have much stomach for it . I can't see exposing my strong youthful force to a bunch of sick people that could be contagious ...we never know . Who's going to clean out the cars when they vomit ? "

 

Dr Feelbad of the local rehabillitation clinic exclaimed at one point ...." it's terrible now we have this medicinal Cannabis on top of people huffing gasoline , sniffing glue and whiffing paint we need to include these substances and more . If you ask me we should just sew peoples noses shut as a preventative measure at birth . " This sent the whole Council into a discussion of future topics on how to prevent Drug abuse in the first place .

 

Grandma Hayseed ( the voice of reason ) was heard to have said . " Well what one puts in their own bodies is their own business . To deprive a person of something that they feel is beneficial to them for any reason because it may not be for another - is downright criminal and treason to a free Society .Why are we continuing to artificially create a class of otherwise law abiding Citizens that can be jailed at whim ? Medicating oneself with herbal Cannabis is a personal decision between a Doctor and Patient . It is a individual right of those who know it to be superior to other alternatives . I guess that's why discussing medicinal herb use in a public forum with people who aren't sick or familar with Cannabis becomes so complex , confused and ignorant . Shame on these Politicians and Busybodies who have no business being involved and only serve to create complex barriers for struggling patients with increased costs motivated by dellusions of self importance . The proper course is , as simple as , doing nothing but letting people grow a plant anywhere , use it as God intended - and all Citizens taking personal responsibillity . People will gravitate towards what is best for them period . In time the novelty wears off and only those that truely benifit will participate in using God's free gift of Cannabis . When will everyone grow up ! Shame on this whole process ! "

 

 

Mayor Bumbleton closed the meeting reminding people that the sin tax on , cigarettes , fast food and alcohol hadn't seemed to curb the Cities obesity and health problems . " However it has been very profitable . We may want to revisit that issue once we see how the Cannabis ban and death penalty works out . I can see where ordering a study on the blending of both initiatives might create further amendmants that would serve the Council and City more favorabley . It is our duty to create a " Perfect Society " . Good Night . "

 

May your God(s) go with you always . Nick at Night and Myrtle Farcus .

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Council Bans Medicinal Cannabis - Institutes Local Death Penalty .

Xenophobic City , Michigan

 

November 14 , 2010 Unionized Press by reporters Nick at Night and Myrtle Farcus

 

Xenophobic City , Michigan banned Medicinal Cannabis use at their meeting last night and instituted a local death penalty . Persons caught using medicinal cannabis will be immediately jailed without normal medical care and if convicted will be given their choice of death by alcohol or pills . Said Ms Goodie Two Shoes of the Council . "These medical Cannabis People are ridiculous . Why can't they take pills that don't make you feel good like everyone else ?What makes them special ? Then there is the severe negative side effects ...there aren't any so practically anyone sick would want to join the Cannabis program and feel better . My God we can't have that , who will buy all those other pills . What will happen to our City with sick people more comfortable , moving about , working ....maybe even at times happy . I hate happy people . "

 

Brian Burnbottom, a patient , retired Astro Physicist , and Air Force Veteran replied . " Well that's just ridiculous with my Graves Disease , bad knee's , and incurable foot infection ( picked up in a Shower while trucking after the war ) I rarely am comfortable or happy . I get by with a little toke once in a while and by volunteering down at the orphanage . They can shove their law and if they think I am afraid of death by alcohol or pills they don't know Brian Burnbottom and where he's been . " Several others in the gallery cheered his words .

 

City Attn. Biff Chester Tannen advised the Council not to vote the ban and death penalty in . " I can see allot of expense , heart ache , and hard work to keep this amendment to the Charter up to date and in force stated Attn. Tannen . I don't have the staff to prosecute violent or thieving criminals now . What are we going to do if a minor chooses death by alcohol ? Well maybe its better then facing the realities of zoning a plant and those that benefit from it out of existence . I hope the Michigan Municipal League can guide us and offer our City funding for any lawsuits .

 

Some City Residents didn't think the Amendment to the Charter went far enough . Said Lester Hayseed 85 . " If you ask me they aught to apply that death penalty to them kids up at the High School who listen to that rap music ...that's where it all comes from ya know . It's a slippery slope that music’s a gateway to drugs , rape and murder ! Rap sheets is what they all should have . If you hear that darn music you can be sure their smoking that dope . Why can't people be happy with the Andrews Sisters , beer, Liquor , and cigarettes like in the good Ole days ? Got us through raising families and the big one WW2 ."

 

City Accountant Mary McChing questioned how the Council expected the City to Pay for the new rules ." Sick people don't have any money for fines , I don't see them included in the amendment either . and all forfeiture usually goes to the DEA or Local Sheriff . I have to keep two sets of books now ......after tonight I don't know what I am going to do . "

 

City Police Chief Bill Prickler reiterated Accountant McChings remarks ." If their aren't fines, forfeiture or at least kickbacks from rehabilitation services attached to this amendment I don't have much stomach for it . I can't see exposing my strong youthful force to a bunch of sick people that could be contagious ...we never know . Who's going to clean out the cars when they vomit ? "

 

Dr Feelbad of the local rehabillitation clinic exclaimed at one point ...." it's terrible now we have this medicinal Cannabis on top of people huffing gasoline , sniffing glue and whiffing paint we need to include these substances and more . If you ask me we should just sew peoples noses shut as a preventative measure at birth . " This sent the whole Council into a discussion of future topics on how to prevent Drug abuse in the first place .

 

Grandma Hayseed ( the voice of reason ) was heard to have said . " Well what one puts in their own bodies is their own business . To deprive a person of something that they feel is beneficial to them for any reason because it may not be for another - is downright criminal and treason to a free Society .Why are we continuing to artificially create a class of otherwise law abiding Citizens that can be jailed at whim ? Medicating oneself with herbal Cannabis is a personal decision between a Doctor and Patient . It is a individual right of those who know it to be superior to other alternatives . I guess that's why discussing medicinal drug use in a public forum with people who aren't sick or familar with Cannabis becomes so complex , confused and ignorant . Shame on these Politicians and Busybodies who have no business being involved and only serve to create complex barriers for struggling patients with increased costs motivated by dellusions of self importance . The proper course is , as simple as , doing nothing but letting people grow a plant anywhere , use it as God intended - and all Citizens taking personal responsibillity . People will gravitate towards what is best for them period . In time the novelty wears off and only those that truely benifit will participate in using God's free gift of Cannabis . When will everyone grow up ! Shame on this whole process ! "

 

 

Mayor Bumbleton closed the meeting reminding people that the sin tax on , cigarettes , fast food and alcohol hadn't seemed to curb the Cities obesity and health problems . " However it has been very profitable . We may want to revisit that issue once we see how the Cannabis ban and death penalty works out . I can see where ordering a study on the blending of both initiatives might create further amendmants that would serve the Council and City more favorabley . It is our duty to create a " Perfect Society " . Good Night . "

 

May your God(s) go with you always . Nick at Night and Myrtle Farcus .

 

Please send this to every statist politician and try to get them to read it. Any relations to Charlie Farcus?

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