The Greatest Lie Ever Told !!
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Posted 25 April 2015 - 07:16 PM
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:40 AM
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:50 AM
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:51 AM
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:52 AM
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''
Posted 16 May 2015 - 08:53 AM
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Posted 16 May 2015 - 10:07 AM
^^^I privately lol'd, when nobody was looking....
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