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[zachw]

Haven't seen this video posted yet; it's an oldie from 2007 when Romney is asked about states rights & marijuana prohibition. Check it out.

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[budpuffer]

what a fool,if the folks here want to lose their right to use MMJ all they have to do is vote for him.bp

[cristinew]

Edited by cristinew, 06 February 2012 - 08:03 AM.

[cristinew]

this guy is a total creep

[Wild Bill]

Breaking News. Mitt Romney to buy Heaven and lay off God.

Mitt Romney announced today that he is launching a hostile takeover of
Heaven and will be laying off God as a result. "God has 2 functions-to make me
even richer than I already am and to tithe all of creation to the Mormon
church" Mr. Romney was quoted as saying. "Since I don't have all of the
money in the world God has obviously failed in His primary mission. And, since
He hasn't given 1/10 of all of creation to the Mormon church He will be
barred from entering the Temple in Salt Lake City until He pays up".

Mr. Romney further announced that there will be massive layoffs of Angels
when the deal is complete. "We will be selling the wings of the Cherubim
and Seraphim and using the proceeds to pay the cost of the purchase of Heaven
in a leveraged buyout." Mr. Romney was quoted as saying. "There is nothing
wrong with that, it's the Capitalism that made America the great country
that it is. Firing people is fun, and firing God and the Angelic hosts,
well, it will more than compensates me for not having all of the money in the
world as my own and will be the thrill of a lifetime. Anyone who objects to
this is really just trying to divide us as a nation and wants to advance
European Socialism".

Mr. Romney further announced that the union representing the rest of the
angelic host, the Amalgamated Union of Angelic Servants, would be disbanded.
"We aren't anti-union". Mr. Romney was quoted as saying. "However, the
activities of this group threaten to interfere with our profit making
capabilities and that is just plain anti-American. In addition, I've read their
contract, something called the Bible, and quite frankly it's talk of 'loving
your neighbor' and 'turning the other cheek' is nothing more than thinly
disguised European Socialism. It has no place in the Celestial Kingdom that we
are planning."

Mr. Romney announced that following the disbanding of the Angelic Union
the angel's harps would be sold, with the proceeds of the sale being used to
buy the Taj Mahal as Mr. Romney's 41st house. "Saddam Hussein with his 32
palaces was a piker as far as I'm concerned." Mr. Romney was quoted as
saying. "And frankly, anyone who sees anything wrong with this is just trying to
divide Americans and instigate class warfare. Thank Me - America is still
a land of opportunity".

When asked about the future prospects of the multitude of Angels slated to
be laid off and penniless without their harps Mr. Romney was quoted as
saying "I'm not really concerned about them. I'm sure that there is a safety
net somewhere that will take care of them, assuming we haven't canceled it
because it might cost Republicans money. If they are that hard up they can
become wives to my sons and myself. Anyone who objects to this is really
trying to divide this country and advance European Socialism".

Mr. Romney's first action was to name himself CEO of Heaven and Earth.
God, the supposed former CEO and now supposedly laid off, was unavailable for
comment.

[amish4ganja]

Perfect.

[budpuffer]

lol..bp

[TheBeagle]

whata douche bag