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phaquetoo Advanced Member

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Welcome to the site, I hope you get better responses than you have already!  IM sure you will as long as the ones that already have been smart arses dont reply to this thread again!

 

Welcome I wish you the best!

 

Beleive it or not this is a realy good site, with only a few arse holes here, so pay no attn to the idiots!  I hope  you find what  you need here, I did when I became a member in 09, so please hang in and im sure you will get treated better than you did on this first post,,,,,,,actualy im embarrassed for this whole site the way they welcomed you!

 

If you ever need some answer that are not smart arse answers pm me, I will be more than willing to answer any questions I can!

 

Peace and welcome to our site!

 

Jim

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trichcycler Advanced Member

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:lolu: If the Dalai Lama was a redneck, he'd believe in reintarnation maybe?
 
start with googling  ops avatar name......then, all at once, the welcome seems warm, tight, witty, and with love. I'm absolutely sure the op "gets it".



"To those non-native speakers who, like the Dalai Lama, have no idea what he’s going on about, the joke is when he says “make me one with everything.” It’s a pun (meaning it has 2 meanings): 1) Make me a pizza with everything 2) Make me at harmony with everything (which according to the Buddhist tenet the ultimate goal is to become one with the world and be at peace through meditation.
 

What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.


The hot dog vendor said "that will be $2.50" and the Dalai Lama handed him a five.

And waited.

The Dalia Lama said "Hey where's my change?"

The hot dog vendor said "change must come from within"

The Dalai Lama admitted this was true, and ate his hot dog, but it gave him bad breath and bothered his sore tooth.

The Dalai Lama then walked to the dentist to get a filling. Although old and frail, he walked often, and he walked barefoot, as evidenced by the thickness of the soles of his feet. It is for this reason he is known as the "super-calloused-fragile-mystic-vexed with-halitosis."

The dentist inspected the Dalai Lama's tooth, and said he could fill the cavity right then. When he offered to use Novacaine, the Dalai Lama declined, saying he wanted to "transcend dental medication."
 
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42

so you, too, do not need to suffer the indignity of being an idiot arse hole, I'll share the reason for the (your) best answer, most likely to be soaring over many heads.

 

The number 42 is, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams, "The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything", calculated by an enormous supercomputer over a period of 7.5 million years. Unfortunately no one knows what the question is.

 

and of course there is more, much more here; http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/42_(number) :bow:

 

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